Kei's pants


Columbus Crew SC and Portland Timbers met with the media Friday afternoon to go through the pre-MLS Cup press ringer. And Kei Kamara wore these pants. Donald Krump (@manofletterspdx) tweeted out this photo from the presser. We don't know what's going on below his waist, but safe to say it's an attention grabber. Is Kei having gastrointestinal issues due to big-game nerves and needed a fashionable diaper? Was it colder in Columbus than he anticipated and he needed to sew some legs onto his shorts? The bigger question, though, is: Why don't I have a pair of those in my dresser yet and where can I get one?